Crisis Number 49321

There is never a dull moment in my life. I swear.

Every day there is a new crisis.

But I'm okay. Earlier I was shaking but now I'm sipping cola and avoiding bed time.

I need so much more sleep than I'm getting!

But the cola is good. It makes me feel alive.

Come stop your crying
It will be all right
Just take my hand
Hold it tight
I will protect you
from all around you
I will be here
Don't you cry

Alright so I'm not okay. I'm just pretending. Whatever. Fuck it.