My Turn

This is bullshit but it's fucking funny.


"So my last blog was less than mature."

Didn't read it, couldn't comment. Sadly

"I was angry. I am not sorry I posted it but my prayer was answered so I removed it."

First of all people keep God out of your arguments. He is staring down at you in heaven shaking his head. Why? Because you're an idiot and he knows he has to love you anyway. What a depressing thought. I so like to imagine you in hell. bitch.

"She will not control me. She can call my husband and she just reveals again that she doesn't care about anyone but herself."

If by control you mean get you to shut the fuck up and stop making up lies then yes by all means we plan to control you. Deal with it. Liars deserve to be punished.

"It is over. We have no friendship and no camaraderie."

Great. We hate you too. Now tell that to your husband who loves to drive by our house, stare at us and make us feel uncomforterble.

"I love her and in spite of her selfishness I wish her only the best.I pray for complete healing for her because this is a serious illness; believing she can do whatever she wants with whomever she wants regardless of anyone else's feelings."

Wow. You aren't friends anymore but you love her. That makes total sense. You say she has an illness? She went on a fucking walk. That is allowed. Yes shocking I know. But obviously you don't so maybe you should flip open a law book and read. This is America, we have the freedom to walk with people until restraining orders are placed. No wait let me guess, you're applying for one of those too? If I walk by your house will you get one on me?

"I pray for her when I can bring myself to and I ask others to pray for her when I cannot. But I do not believe there will ever be anything between us but distrust."

You pray for her? "Dear Lord please may a spontaneous fire consume her and may she go to hell." yeah thanks but no thanks. Your damn right there won't be anything but distrust because you are a liar and the children of this home would spit on your face. Sorry we don't forgive suckers who try to destroy our lives in the name of God.

"In the end when we meet in heaven we will know each other but we will not know the hurt and pain that has been caused here. The most important thing of all will be meeting Jesus."

What the fuck?

"If anyone is not there that I thought would be, I wonder if I will feel any sorrow for their lost souls? I don't think so because there is no sorrow in heaven. So for now I will pray for the souls of those people who have not found Christ and chosen Him for their Savior. I pray that they will open their hearts to Christ and ask Him in so that we can all rejoice in His presence together. That's what will matter in the end."

What the fuck?


Anyone else care to be an idiot? Feel free to respond; you can give me more to write about.