Church People Should Stay Out Of The City

Yesterday when I was following friends around downtown I ran into a man handing out bookmarks and a woman who was wearing a 4 sided hat that said free dvds. The type of people you run away in the opposite direction when you see them, but I guess I wasn't thinking straight.

The first problem we had was I wouldn't take the bookmark. I really didn't want a piece of paper that said God Bless You. Then he offered me a pamphlet. I didn't want that either. I told him I already knew what it said. Then the two of them started throwing out fancy words for the pope and saying how 666 was written on some dude's head and this was all written in the Bible and church was supposed to be on Saturday but someone got it wrong. I got myself into my trouble when I said I don't believe in 666 because it's a symbol band a symbol only means what you believe it to me. All different types of cultures and religions have them but that doesn't mean they actually matter or mean something.

Oh and the dvds were about creationism being a science. I really wanted to tell the woman who was wearing a basket and the 4 sided hat that she looked hideous. I didn't.

Then if it couldn't get more argumentative, we started arguing over whether Jesus even believed in religion. I said no, he talked about faith and gathering together to worship, not about organized religion. Miss lady ugly said yes. I'm pretty sure I won.

The whole reason I did this? Because 3 weeks ago a man came up to me at 8:30 in the morning and told me I was a bad person because I didn't have Jesus. And this was before I had any coffee. Bad move.