Stop Trashing My Car!

I may have a messy room but I keep my car clean. However, by the end of nearly every weekend, my car gets completely trashed by my friends.

Often by Monday morning I can't see the floor in my backseat because it is so full of trash. My friends try to burn and cut holes in the seats, leave finger prints on the windows, lick the windows, spill alcohol (which is against my rules-no alocohol in my car unless it's in a closed bottle in the trunk) beg me to let them smoke inside (also against the rules), kick the mats away and track mud, dirt and pollen onto the floors, spill soda and coffee on the seats, scratch the outside of the car, spill food and mouse/rat food on the floor and so on and so forth.

If I had a dime for everytime some uninsured, unlicensed kid asked to drive I'd be rich.

They show up with more people then I have seats.

Random people I don't even know ask for rides.

Control my radio.

Force me to waste most of my very limited gas.

It's starting to really piss me off. The other day they wanted to literally have a drug deal in my car. Are you fucking kidding me? No, no, no!

What is so hard about respecting other people's property? I have always kept my car super neat with the exception of an old napkin here and a textbook there. I take the time to wash it when it's dirty, vacum and scrub out any stains.

I have never trashed anyone's car before. not now not ever so stop trashing mine!