Blond Moments

I am 75% retarded

1. [x] You have choked on your water before.
2. [x] You have tripped down the stairs before.
3. [x] You have walked into a door
4. [x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.
5. [x] You have walked into a wall.
6. [x] You have fallen going UP the stairs
7. [x] You have jumped off something.
8. [x] You have been shocked.
9. [x] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.
10.[] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten theshow you were watching.
11. [x] You have forgotten something that someone said.
12. [x] Your friends/family call you blonde
13. [x] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out
14. [x] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.
15. [x] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.
16. [] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.
17. [] You have played with fire.
18. [x] You have burned something because you forgot about it.
19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron
20. [] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.
add up your points after you finish this multiply by 5And Respost as: "I'm __ % retarded


Well I always kind of knew I wasn't all that right in the head. And come to think of it Jake does call me special...I won't fret over it too much. Everyone always asks me if I'm a natural blonde so it's nothing new.

On the more productive side...I'm going to make money tomorrow. That makes me happy. I only wish it was a more permanent job as opposed to a one time deal. I really do need a part time job...

Tomorrow I'm going to try my hand at wedding hostess. I pretty much hang with the bride and bridesmaids while they get ready and get them anything they need. My big job is making sure they get down the aisle in the right order at the right time. I'm a little big nervous because usually I like to wait till people tell me when to go but I'm going to be telling other people when to go. The wedding rehersal was last night while I was at Lisa and Bill's wedding so I'll have to make the best of my notes. Well I'm sure I'll do fine. I mean what's the worst that could happen?

....okay that wouldn't be my fault! Oiii...I'm not ready for this *cries*