STRAIGHT

She is so lucky
But why does she cry?
If there's nothing missing in her life
Why do your tears come at night

Stupid Michael. He really upset me today. Too sensitive? Maybe.

I have a bestfriend. I like having a best friend that's a girl. I like having someone to share a locker with, eat lunch together, see each other on the weekend and go to the movies and shopping with. Okay I like that. It's called being best friends.

Stupid Michael. So when are you two hooking up?

What?!

I think that was clear. When are you hooking up?

You wish.

He was completely serious, if that's even possible. Up until now I've mostly ignored his sex crazed imagination (which he has never even kissed a girl so his so called expertise is annoying) but that was crossing the line. I am straight.

Let me say that again: I am straight.

I am not gay. I am not a lesbian. I am not bi. I am straight!

God.I.hate.my.life.